What a wife my dad got - he's asleep and she's fucking her son

How's that, sister? My dick is good enough to stick in you

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

"I fuck better," declared a colleague, and to prove it, she licked

It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Her ass is on fire from a hard flogging, so it's time to get it rough from behind

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

I put four fingers in her, tightened the belt around her neck - well, cum faster

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you